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Fic (sorta) -- Farcebook
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Title: Farcebook
Rating: R
Word Count: N/A
Characters: Everybody
Summary: A day in the life of the Rogues on Facebook.
Warnings: Profanity, stupidity. OH GOSH is it stupid.
Notes: Continuity? What continuity?



Axel Walker
Dis music is SICK yo
Like   Comment   Share   22 hours ago

Mark Mardon What?
18 hours ago
Roscoe Dillon I think he's having a seizure.
16 hours ago

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Al Desmond
When I discover who replaced my Stone with a common potato, there shall be a hellish reckoning. That's a promise.
Like   Comment   Share   20 hours ago

Len Snart James, Axel?
18 hours ago
James Jesse Wasn't me.
17 hours ago
Axel Walker Not me dawg
16 hours ago

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Mick Rory shared Fiery Flames' photo.
Beautiful.
Pretty
Like   Comment   Share   16 hours ago

Len Snart Already told you, you're not allowed to cook at the BBQ next weekend.
15 hours ago
Axel Walker burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn
12 hours ago
Len Snart Shut the fuck up, Walker.
12 hours ago

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Lisa Snart
Going to snuggle with my honey this weekend! Love you baby! ;)
Like   Comment   Share   16 hours ago

Roscoe Dillon likes this.

Len Snart Can't, we have a heist this weekend.
15 hours ago
Roscoe Dillon No we don't.
15 hours ago
Len Snart We do now.
15 hours ago
Axel Walker lol cockblocked
15 hours ago
Roscoe Dillon Well, I am busy this weekend, so find somebody else.
15 hours ago
Len Snart Any Rogue who doesn't participate is off the team.
15 hours ago
Mick Rory But I got a wedding to go to! I told you this!
14 hours ago
Len Snart Mick has an exemption.
14 hours ago
Evan McCulloch I didn't hear about nae heist. I've signed up for caber-tossing on Saturday.
14 hours ago
Len Snart McCulloch has an exemption.
14 hours ago
Roscoe Dillon I want an exemption too, I have plans.
14 hours ago
Len Snart No exemption for you.
14 hours ago

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James Jesse > Evan McCulloch
What's it like being Irish?
Like   Comment   Share   15 hours ago

Hartley Rathaway likes this.

Evan McCulloch Piss off, I'm Scottish.
15 hours ago
James Jesse But that's the same as Irish, right?
15 hours ago
Evan McCulloch No it's not!
15 hours ago
James Jesse I mean, there are still leprechauns and pots of gold, aren't there?
15 hours ago
Evan McCulloch those are Irish stereotypes, they're not the same thing!
14 hours ago
James Jesse And kissing the Blarney stone, wot wot guvnor?
14 hours ago
Evan McCulloch Fuck off, you tosser!
14 hours ago
Len Snart Do I have to turn this car around?
14 hours ago

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Roy Bivolo
My new gallery opening is next week! Who'll be there?
Like   Comment   Share   15 hours ago

Len Snart What's the exhibit about?
13 hours ago
Roy Bivolo "Postmodern Impressionism In A New Era". It'll be a lot of fun!
13 hours ago
Len Snart Pass.
13 hours ago
Digger Harkness Any food going to be served?
11 hours ago
Roy Bivolo I don't think so...
11 hours ago
Digger Harkness Well, I'm busy.
11 hours ago
Axel Walker Will there be tits?
8 hours ago
Roy Bivolo Yes, but you were banned from the gallery after the last time, remember?
8 hours ago
Axel Walker pfft like they can keep me out
8 hours ago

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Barry Allen
where to buy mailboxes
Like   Comment   Share   14 hours ago

Mark Mardon, Lisa Snart, Len Snart, Roscoe Dillon, James Jesse, Evan McCulloch, Sam Scudder, Mick Rory, Digger Harkness, Al Desmond, Hartley Rathaway, Roy Bivolo, Owen Mercer, and Wally West like this.

Mark Mardon
This isn't Google.
14 hours ago
Barry Allen how do I find mailboxes
13 hours ago
Lisa Snart Go to Google.com.
13 hours ago
Barry Allen looking for mailboxes
12 hours ago
James Jesse http://www.hotmilfs.com
12 hours ago
Barry Allen how do I unfriend people on facebook
12 hours ago

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Sam Scudder
Mirrors don't lie, and luckily for you they can't laugh either.
Like   Comment   Share   13 hours ago

Evan McCulloch likes this.

James Jesse Sometimes words hurt ;_; T_T :( D: QQ
10 hours ago
Digger Harkness Yer past the daily limit for emoticons, mate.
9 hours ago
Mark Mardon Sometimes they laugh, but I know it's just one of you jerks.
6 hours ago
Lisa Snart I KNOW you aren't talking about me. Right, Sam?
4 hours ago
Roscoe Dillon He'd better not be.
3 hours ago

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Owen Mercer
Guys, if I were to hypothetically turn somebody to gold, how would I hypothetically change them back? I mean, I'm just curious.
Like   Comment   Share   12 hours ago

Al Desmond Give me my Stone!
11 hours ago
Owen Mercer It's HYPOTHETICAL. But seriously, how would I change them back?
11 hours ago

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Mark Mardon
“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.” – Mark Twain
Like   Comment   Share   11 hours ago

Axel Walker Wat da fuq does that even mean??
9 hours ago
Roscoe Dillon I am not surprised you don't understand.
8 hours ago
Axel Walker But wht the fuck does it mean?? Why cats??
8 hours ago
Roscoe Dillon Why not try it and find out?
7 hours ago
Axel Walker fuck you man dat cat scratched da FUCK outta me!!!
4 hours ago
James Jesse Seriously you guys, why him?
4 hours ago

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Roscoe Dillon
I think reading my Facebook feed decreases my intelligence.
Like   Comment   Share   11 hours ago

Lisa Snart likes this.

Len Snart I need a way to Dislike all your updates.
10 hours ago

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Roy Bivolo
The strangest thing happened. I was talking to Owen about my new gallery opening (I hope you guys will attend!) and the next thing I knew I was in a different room and he was gone. So odd.
Like   Comment   Share   8 hours ago

Mark Mardon You couldn't have left him like that until after the show was over?
6 hours ago
Roy Bivolo What?
4 hours ago
Mark Mardon Sorry, talking to Owen.
4 hours ago

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Axel Walker
WTF shit my mirror was laughing!
Like   Comment   Share   7 hours ago

Sam Scudder and Evan McCulloch like this.

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Digger Harkness
Gonna have some beer, who wants to join?
Like   Comment   Share   5 hours ago

Len Snart Save some for me
5 hours ago
Mick Rory Me too.
2 hours ago
Digger Harkness Sorry mate, cold drnk it all.
2 hours ago

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Axel Walker
Anyone know how to treat cat scratches?? That cat got me all over yo!
Like   Comment   Share   2 hours ago

Roscoe Dillon likes this.

Axel Walker Fuck you man.
1 hour ago

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Hartley Rathaway
I seriously don't know why I hang around you guys.
Like   Comment   Share   2 hours ago

James Jesse likes this.

James Jesse Because of my special charm!
2 hours ago
Hartley Rathaway Well, there is that.
2 hours ago
James Jesse And my hilarious gags.
2 hours ago
Hartley Rathaway That too.
2 hours ago
James Jesse And my fashionable stripes.
2 hours ago
Hartley Rathaway …not so much that.
1 hour ago
Axel Walker JJ and Piper, sittin in a tree
1 hour ago
Hartley Rathaway Definitely not that.
1 hour ago

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Len Snart
drunk
Like   Comment   Share   1 hour ago

Lisa Snart and Digger Harkness like this.

Roscoe Dillon Quelle surprise.
45 minutes ago
Len Snart Shit teh fuck upp
42 minutes ago
Roscoe Dillon I think you're making my point for me.
39 minutes ago   Len Snart likes this
Len Snart how do I unlike his coment
33 minutes ago
Lisa Snart Just click 'Unlike'.
30 minutes ago
Len Snart its not working and i dont like his comment!
27 minutes ago
Roscoe Dillon Hahahahahaha!
25 minutes ago
Len Snart Shut the fuk up Dilllon!!
22 minutes ago
Mark Mardon Cold, just go to bed and sleep it off. You're only making things worse.
18 minutes ago
Axel Walker lol
5 minutes ago


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lol, that was hilarious!
more!

Thank you, glad you enjoyed :D We'll see how much inspiration I get for more, but I have started on something :>

I CAN'T

SHOULDN'T HAVE READ THIS DRUNK

OW I HURT MYSELF LAUGHING

Glad you liked it! Being drunk probably improved it tenfold :>

Okay, I started laughing my head off at the beginning and I was still trying to catch my breath at the end. This is absolutely hilarious :D They're all so in-character it gives a pretty good idea what a Rogues Facebook would be... Between the Axel-bashing (cats :'D), Roscoe speaking French (with the correct feminine form for "surprise"! yay :o), JJ, Piper, Evan and Sam, Digger... I'm putting this one in my "memories" so I can enjoy it again later!

:o]

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it! I was pretty sure I had the French correctly, and Googled it to make certain :) As for Axel, I pretty much channeled every annoying/hyper kid I've seen online :>

OK, dying of lulz over here. The only thing that could improve this is putting it through one of those fake-Facebook-screen generator thingies (if such exist. Pretty sure such exist, they exist for just about everything else.) Bravo, this is hysterical =D

Huh, I hadn't thought of a FB-simulator -- looking into it now, thanks! And thank you, glad you liked it :D

I wonder whose wedding Mick was going to?

And special lol at technologically-out-of-sync Barry.

In Flash v2 #190 Mick mentions having family and friends in the Quad Cities -- I figured it was one of them :)

Poor Barry's actually my favourite Flash, but he was gone a few years and it seemed to work for him. My mother's not on FB, but if she was she'd probably be making mistakes like that all the time.

Thanks for reading!

Oh this is too awesome! LOL! XD

Thank you, glad you liked it :D

*LOL* I love the way you write these guys. Axel, especially ^^ And James trolling made my day! And thank you for including Roy. There's not enough Raider in this world.

Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it :) These were definitely a lot of fun to write.

I agree about Roy! You might enjoy my Raider Supervillain Idol entries from a few years back -- I wrote/RP'd him in a contest (didn't win, but he ended up as one of the most popular characters in the game):
http://flash-rogues.livejournal.com/17581.html

I read the Raider monster fic you did. Very awesome! But, the sad parts made me cry ;_; *goes to hug Raider plushie*

Yeah, Roy had a rough go of it. But he got his revenge on me -- a few days after I wrote him stuck in the hospital and carting around his saline drip, I ended up in the ER and carting around a saline drip to the washroom :> And then I noticed the company name on the IV bag was 'Baxter' -- which was the fake surname he used in the "I believe in me!" story. Never piss off a supervillain!

That's too coincidental and, frankly, is creeping me out o_o Makes me wonder if there's any stock in that theory that the more you imagine something, the more real it becomes...Keep writing! Only 1,000 more Roy fics to drag him into reality! ^^

I could actually see that theory being true...I just hope I keep my hands O_o If Roy ever enters the real world he can teach me to paint and we'll hang out.

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